Str8 men, did u know I'd be in paradise if u were all gay? I wish u were all gay. It be the end of my troubles

Str8 men, I am forever wondering and hoping that guys are gay. If all men were gay, I would never have to wonder about this question and I could just ask out any guy I wanted. Sure, there is still the chance of being rejected but that is one step easier, at least I know he is gay. Str8 men, I wish all of us guys we're gay. We men are sooooooo beautiful. We're beautiful creatures. mmmmmmmmm look at our wonderful bodies when we're not fat or chubby, but fit, in shape, average, or skinny. We're beautiful. Mmmm I like us in backwards hats, sweats.... mmmmm sweats look so hot on guys.... sweats or or jeans, hanging a bit low to show your boxers and area a little bit mmmm. As for shirts, short-sleeve to show off your nice thick arms. Mmmmmm and the best part a manly voice. Ohhhhh how I wish all str8 guys were gay. That be paradise. All my problems would be over